I Must Be Emo - News Report Finds Itself Without Sense Of Humour

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This video is hilarious. A sheriff (his head says SHERIFF so you know he's an authority figure) and his blonde perky reporter sidekick attempt to explain Emo, and have descibed me. I'd better warn my parents.

Evidence:
Black hair covering half my face. So I only see half the world.

Emo Hair

Self-inflicted wounds on my hands and wrists.

Emo Scars

Foul fucking language.

Sigh. Emo kids are morons and so are these people.